New Years

my New Years was amazing I went to a really close friends house and had a blast we got drunk off of sprite and played some xbox until it was time for New Years we had a great time but something really funny happened all of us were about to start wrestling but one of my friends said hold on I need to do something and he blew the biggest fart in fart history tbh and that’s my New Years for you I know sorry for the bad ending

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